Retirement · $35 custom song
Forty years of showing up deserves a better sendoff than sheet cake
The early mornings, the war stories, the nickname the crew gave them in 1998: a whole career, in one song.
$35 flat. MP3 plus lyric sheet, delivered to your inbox.
Written from your story
Retirement songs write themselves once you have the details: the job they started at the bottom of, the customers or students or patients they will actually miss, the boat or grandkids or golf course waiting for them. Played at the retirement party, it is the moment everyone remembers. You bring the stories, we bring the song.
What to tell Bert
After checkout, Bert (our songwriting guide) asks you a few short questions. For a retirement song, come ready with:
- What they did and how long they did it
- The work stories that always get retold
- What their coworkers would say about them
- What retirement looks like in their dreams
Questions
How does it work?
You pay $35, then tell Bert, our songwriting guide, about the person in a short chat. Share names, memories, and details, and the finished song is emailed to you as an MP3 with a lyric sheet.
How much does it cost?
A flat $35. That includes the full original song as a high-quality MP3, a printable lyric sheet, and free rewrites if you want anything changed.
Can coworkers chip in details?
Yes. Collect stories from the team before you start your chat with Bert, and the song can carry memories from the whole crew.
Start their retirement song
$35, one original song, built from the story only you can tell.