Milestone Birthday · $35 custom song
Thirty, fifty, eighty: a song that covers the whole ride
A milestone birthday is a highlight reel waiting to be written. We turn the decades into verses.
$35 flat. MP3 plus lyric sheet, delivered to your inbox.
Written from your story
The fun of a milestone song is the sweep: the kid they were, the trouble they got into at twenty, the family or career or wild left turns that came after. Give us the eras of their life and we will build a song that lands at the party like a toast everyone wishes they had written.
What to tell Bert
After checkout, Bert (our songwriting guide) asks you a few short questions. For a milestone birthday song, come ready with:
- The milestone they are hitting and how they feel about it
- One story per decade, or the three chapters that define them
- The people who have been there the whole way
- Whether to roast them a little or keep it sentimental
What a $35 song sounds like
Hear a real sample: Birthday
“Hillbilly Hayrides”
Country
Questions
How does it work?
You pay $35, then tell Bert, our songwriting guide, about the person in a short chat. Share names, memories, and details, and the finished song is emailed to you as an MP3 with a lyric sheet.
How much does it cost?
A flat $35. That includes the full original song as a high-quality MP3, a printable lyric sheet, and free rewrites if you want anything changed.
Can the song be funny?
Absolutely. Tell Bert you want a roast, a tearjerker, or the classic mix of both, and mention the stories that always get retold at their expense.
Start their milestone birthday song
$35, one original song, built from the story only you can tell.